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She don't focking love me, she just wants to fuck!
SEX IT UP!

Duitse porno snor

Als ik een man was zou ik door het leven gaan met een Duitse porno snor.
Een snor staat gelijk aan succes.
Vele belangrijke mensen hadden een snor, neem nou Borat, Charlie Chaplin, Che Guevara, Ron Jeremy, Salvador Dali, Ghandi, die gast van 'my name is Earl' en noem het maar op.

Noah and the Whale - Just me before we met

Looking through the photos you find in my draw,
Laughing so hard you're rolling around on the floor,
At all the bad haircuts, and me smoking cigarettes,
The lustless romantic,
Trying hard to impress,
Well that's just me before we met,
Well that's just me before we met,

Putting down the photos, you look up at me,
Enjoying the thought of the person that I used to be,
The things I was proud of,
The things I regret,
Some things I remember,
Some things I forget,
Well that's just me before we met,
Well that's just me before we met

Well I've always had a wild imagination,
And it sees through your heart,
Which I know can be, a wild combination,
Like a flame forms from a spark,
But don't be shy, be brave little champion,
It's better to live than to hide,

Well that's just me, before we met,
Well that's just me, before we met..

Ellen von Unwerth

For the people who don't know Ellen von Unwerth, shame on you!
After you've seen this pictures, you want more.
and it might make you a little bit gay..

*one of the models is the dutch model Dioni Tabbers